James blinked at her, eyes blissfully blank, reflecting the perfectly vacant expanse of his mind...
"Remember her...?" James repeated, just as slowly, and watched as Eevee sniffed about him. "She seems terribly friendly... do we know each other well? You, Eevee, and I? You seem confident we've met, but... I mean, I know Jessie always wanted an Eevee, but we were never particularly close with any—oh!"
[1/2; in which James has a (very ridiculous) misunderstanding]
"Remember her...?" James repeated, just as slowly, and watched as Eevee sniffed about him. "She seems terribly friendly... do we know each other well? You, Eevee, and I? You seem confident we've met, but... I mean, I know Jessie always wanted an Eevee, but we were never particularly close with any—oh!"