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Petal Cookie Meme
Today in Ultern the delicious smell of Petal Cookies may waft throughout! It looks like there's someone out there already practicing for the upcoming Harvesting Bonds Festival by baking a lot of cookies. Like, a lot! So much so they've set up advertising free cookies for all in a variety of colors, flavors and shapes too!
Why not go ahead and take a few? It looks like there's plenty of Ulternians and Drifters alike already enjoying some without any signs of adverse effects anyway-
Haha just kidding! Once again apologies to any Domeists in the area.

THE COOKIES
1. SPICY
Telling lies?
Whatever you meant to say, it's not coming out! In fact only lies keep piling up! Gosh dang it, why can't you spit out the truth!?
2. DRY
Uncontrollable Impulsive Action
You're just compelled to act out any thought you've got going on in that head of yours! Uh-oh!
3. BITTER
Fortunes have turned
Do you generally have good luck? Well T-O-O BAD! You're in for the worst luck today, and it's the reverse if your luck is generally bad. Have some great fortune!
4. SWEET
Turn into a Pokemon
Won't it be neat to become a Pokemon? Well now you are. Are you already a Pokemon? Well enjoy being human!
5. SOUR
Personality Change
Either your personality went up a notch by like... a 100, or it's completely swapped! Either way it might be a bit unpleasant to be around you for the folks and Pokemon nearby...
6. SALTY
Wild Card Option
Any other ideas and prompts go here!!! Go nuts!
Why not go ahead and take a few? It looks like there's plenty of Ulternians and Drifters alike already enjoying some without any signs of adverse effects anyway-
Haha just kidding! Once again apologies to any Domeists in the area.

THE COOKIES
1. SPICY
Telling lies?
Whatever you meant to say, it's not coming out! In fact only lies keep piling up! Gosh dang it, why can't you spit out the truth!?
2. DRY
Uncontrollable Impulsive Action
You're just compelled to act out any thought you've got going on in that head of yours! Uh-oh!
3. BITTER
Fortunes have turned
Do you generally have good luck? Well T-O-O BAD! You're in for the worst luck today, and it's the reverse if your luck is generally bad. Have some great fortune!
4. SWEET
Turn into a Pokemon
Won't it be neat to become a Pokemon? Well now you are. Are you already a Pokemon? Well enjoy being human!
5. SOUR
Personality Change
Either your personality went up a notch by like... a 100, or it's completely swapped! Either way it might be a bit unpleasant to be around you for the folks and Pokemon nearby...
6. SALTY
Wild Card Option
Any other ideas and prompts go here!!! Go nuts!
đș(OOC: When replying to a thread feel free to RNG or choose one of the prompts below!
Of course, the person being replied to should also partake in any of the cookies for added fun!
Feel free to enjoy more than one type of cookies! All the effects of the cookies can be combined, you know. For fun!
Enjoy!)đș
[heâs reckless enough to come clean, I guess!]
He still is a member, technically, and canât really leave, back home, butâŠ
He doesnât want to ruin her fun, by talking about it now, she just started to relax a littleâŠ
Maybe if all of Team Rocket was like MaydayâŠ]
Beinâ seen as a weapon, a soldier, cannon fodder⊠thatâs new.
I wish you were the only executive in Team Rocket, even back home. The higher up you go in the ranks, the friendlier they get⊠banding together like that, seeing each other as family, only the strong and powerful got that.
[He sounded strangely wistful, but nodded, at last, to Sarge and smiled at Mayday again. Heâll come with!]
[preemptively making popcorn đ ]
[Mayday was Weenisâ favorite topic and he was eager for the chance to expound on her virtues.]
I donât know if Iâd go that far. Maybe Iâm still too tender-hearted to cut it as an Executive. [Mayday youâre a thief and a murderer, I donât know if tender-hearted is really the word to use. But no, I get your point, go on.] Maybe in a few years time, Iâll be a total stone cold bitch too. But until then, I want to support the family that supported me - all of them. Thatâs the sort of Team Rocket I believe in.
B-Bosssss~
[Weenis, moved to tears by this declaration, tackles Mayday into a hug. She struggles at first but quickly gives in. Affection is inevitable, resistance is futile. Sarge watches with a fond smile.]
So where are we headed?
Mmm, want to check out Rainbow Plaza? That seems like an interesting experience for two newly minted humans. Iâve actually never been. âŠWell, never been for fun.
[That is to say, sheâs definitely gone there to pick pockets before.]
[1/2; CW vague references to murder, bullying / hazing, etc. -- Buson's such a great guy!!!]
Y-yeah, let's go... [Distracted, trying to fight himself, but he can't, as if the words are being forced out of him! It's like the time he couldn't lie, only now, his words and body weren't fully in his control, acting recklessly!]
You know, I used to like people who were soft.
... it's exactly the sort of thing you'd want in a Rocket. I'd...
[Stamp it out. Beat it out of them. Crush it underfoot.
His hands curl into fists and he stares at them as he walks instead of where he's going or looking at Mayday.]
...
[2/2; oops, he cracked -- still wanna go to the amusement park, Mayday? ^^;;;;;; ]
The truth is... I love beating people up. I really do enjoy it, even if I make a big show'a not liking it.
[Hey, hey... he looked a little frightened at what he was admitting to.]
... I... know it's all we got, it's family, but, the truth is... I'm perfectly happy being a Team Rocket member. It's not like I was livin' like I quit for the past half year. I know as well as you do, I'm sure, how easy it is to leave for us higher-ranking members, so I got nothin' to fear. Any time I go home, it's back to the same old job, because I AM a rat and a traitor.
[He did NOT want to say that. He went from frightened to furious and deeply insulted. He might have a lot of regrets, he might not truly fit in anymore, but he's never ratted anyone out in his life! His voice goes from quiet to steadily increasing in volume and even his gestures become more animatedly insistent, desperate.]
If I never leave, it's not because of anyone else!! I have plenty of other options! I could make it out there alone! I could live without Bashou! I could leave him behind! I... could...
[He doesn't like saying any of this stuff, even if it isn't true.]
Mayday like á( á )á THIS IS FINE
Mayday, for her part, looks surprised, but not particularly upset. She looks at Buson with a curious and hard to decipher expression and then keeps walking along, heading towards the park, eyes straight in front of her.]
You really must be under the effects of something to tell me all that like this. [She chuckles.] Iâm both really surprised and not surprised at all to hear that, though. Is that weird?
Like, I always knew you were different from me. Most Rockets are. I donât know your circumstances, but I can guess. I imagine there are probably a lot of people in your shoes.
[Her eyes shift to look at him again.]
So. Maybe itâs a little late to ask, but whyâd you join in the first place?
[Busonâs infinitely grateful sheâs so understandingâŠ]
He walks, quietly trailing after. When she asks, he lifts his head and smiles a bit wryly.]
Promise you wonât laugh?
I was stinkinâ rich, so I didnât need a job. I could afford to be picky. Sânot like I knowingly took a job as a bouncer at some Rocket-owned casino because I needed the money or anythinââŠ
My parents had me young anâ we were just livinâ in the lap of luxury⊠[He snorts at the ridiculousness of his own words and shakes his head.] I never had to pitch inâŠ
Naturally, with my size anâ my skills, I totally didnât stand out at all at my job, definitely not enough to be recruitedâŠ
Sheâs got a big heart (for TR members only. Everyone else can take a long walk off a short pier.)
Thatâs no small part of why I joined, too, you know. Mum was opposed to the idea but I insisted. She was a higher ranking agent, but she was still a single mother, so as soon as I could start earning my keep by doing odd jobs for the Team, I did. [She was pretty young, so it was a lot of courier work. Relaying messages and making deliveries of questionable content.]
Anyway, we get a lot of recruits that way. Some of them really take to the lifestyle, but for others, itâs just a job. The pay is good if you can manage the work. Itâs like, compartmentalization, innit? Thereâs no shame in that.
1/2
... yeah... [He wasn't surprised either. That made sense.]
I—really hate you. [It's spoken too fondly to be that, really.]
[Compartmentalizing it's what he does best! Or maybe he's not actually that good at it, but he gets numb to it all, so he can keep going, even if he also keeps trying to relate to his enemies, even ones he's already decided to kill, and that can't be good for his mind, but he's a contradictory people person who's also a violent criminal.
Even so... he walks with a lighter step, feeling more at ease, now that he doesn't feel like he's hiding anything from Mayday, and even starts to smile. The small smile then takes on a wide, wolfish edge.]
2/2
I just can't catch anything!
[He might be playing it up a bit more for funnier lies to try and lighten the mood!]
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Nah, canât say I have. I gravitated more towards casinos if I was gonna throw my money away. Crane games, though, huh? That does seem like the sort of thing youâd be good at. So whatâs the trick?
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Sorry, James, this is why his view of Mayday's so contrary to yours.Buson pouts a little at the comparison to a casino. No, no, it's not throwing money away if you're smart and good at it! He'll just have to show her.]
Well, for starters, y'gotta make sure the game is rigged if you wanna win.
Some of 'em are and will keep hanging onto whatever you caught, even when they reached the top. The ones that ain't rigged are designed to let everyone except maybe one or two people a day win.
The legit ones, the trick is all in the angles. It's nothin' like flyin' a plane.
Y'can just wing it without measurin' anythin' at all.
[He's shaking his head in amusement at his words. He'll just show Mayday what he means as soon as he spots one!!]
Check this out! The toys look pretty good quality, so it's probably rigged!
[While that's a true statement on its own, the Poke Dolls in front of them are kind of homely and plain. They're cute, but nothing to write home about.]
Which one'd you like? I gotta pick off the Poke Dolls at the bottom, they're the easiest to get, 'cause there's so many holdin' it down.
[Please understand, he means pick something with an unobstructed, clear path! It's less work. This isn't a kind, "win every time" game!]