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farawayplace2023-10-15 10:04 am
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Petal Cookie Meme
Today in Ultern the delicious smell of Petal Cookies may waft throughout! It looks like there's someone out there already practicing for the upcoming Harvesting Bonds Festival by baking a lot of cookies. Like, a lot! So much so they've set up advertising free cookies for all in a variety of colors, flavors and shapes too!
Why not go ahead and take a few? It looks like there's plenty of Ulternians and Drifters alike already enjoying some without any signs of adverse effects anyway-
Haha just kidding! Once again apologies to any Domeists in the area.
THE COOKIES
1. SPICY
Telling lies?
Whatever you meant to say, it's not coming out! In fact only lies keep piling up! Gosh dang it, why can't you spit out the truth!?
2. DRY
Uncontrollable Impulsive Action
You're just compelled to act out any thought you've got going on in that head of yours! Uh-oh!
3. BITTER
Fortunes have turned
Do you generally have good luck? Well T-O-O BAD! You're in for the worst luck today, and it's the reverse if your luck is generally bad. Have some great fortune!
4. SWEET
Turn into a Pokemon
Won't it be neat to become a Pokemon? Well now you are. Are you already a Pokemon? Well enjoy being human!
5. SOUR
Personality Change
Either your personality went up a notch by like... a 100, or it's completely swapped! Either way it might be a bit unpleasant to be around you for the folks and Pokemon nearby...
6. SALTY
Wild Card Option
Any other ideas and prompts go here!!! Go nuts!
Why not go ahead and take a few? It looks like there's plenty of Ulternians and Drifters alike already enjoying some without any signs of adverse effects anyway-
Haha just kidding! Once again apologies to any Domeists in the area.
THE COOKIES
1. SPICY
Telling lies?
Whatever you meant to say, it's not coming out! In fact only lies keep piling up! Gosh dang it, why can't you spit out the truth!?
2. DRY
Uncontrollable Impulsive Action
You're just compelled to act out any thought you've got going on in that head of yours! Uh-oh!
3. BITTER
Fortunes have turned
Do you generally have good luck? Well T-O-O BAD! You're in for the worst luck today, and it's the reverse if your luck is generally bad. Have some great fortune!
4. SWEET
Turn into a Pokemon
Won't it be neat to become a Pokemon? Well now you are. Are you already a Pokemon? Well enjoy being human!
5. SOUR
Personality Change
Either your personality went up a notch by like... a 100, or it's completely swapped! Either way it might be a bit unpleasant to be around you for the folks and Pokemon nearby...
6. SALTY
Wild Card Option
Any other ideas and prompts go here!!! Go nuts!
🌺(OOC: When replying to a thread feel free to RNG or choose one of the prompts below!
Of course, the person being replied to should also partake in any of the cookies for added fun!
Feel free to enjoy more than one type of cookies! All the effects of the cookies can be combined, you know. For fun!
Enjoy!)🌺
[ opposite!Bashou is apparently 1) cringe and 2) daft with money, too... ]
"You will not regret it, my friend. If you do, you can come and blame it on me! I'll be right here!"
But she wasn't excited enough! Maybe he needed to start thinking of some incentives...
"Hey, if you really don't like them, I'll pay you. Even though they're free! I'm feeling generous!"
[Georgia doesn't trust like that! CW a vague allusion to intoxication of some sort, thanks, Georgia]
The Unovan in her wants to remind this guy they're not friends, but the rest of her is willing to do anything for free food, including put up with buddy boy here—
"Whoa, hey, hold on," Georgia said, stopping and turning sharply on her heel to face Bashou.
"What do you mean you'll pay me when they're free? What kind of stupid business venture is this? Where do you make up any of these losses?"
She's now torn between obvious trap, these biscuits are shady, this guy is probably on something other than sugar—and the possibility she's talking to a crazy person who really isn't involved in giving them away.