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Petal Cookie Meme
Today in Ultern the delicious smell of Petal Cookies may waft throughout! It looks like there's someone out there already practicing for the upcoming Harvesting Bonds Festival by baking a lot of cookies. Like, a lot! So much so they've set up advertising free cookies for all in a variety of colors, flavors and shapes too!
Why not go ahead and take a few? It looks like there's plenty of Ulternians and Drifters alike already enjoying some without any signs of adverse effects anyway-
Haha just kidding! Once again apologies to any Domeists in the area.

THE COOKIES
1. SPICY
Telling lies?
Whatever you meant to say, it's not coming out! In fact only lies keep piling up! Gosh dang it, why can't you spit out the truth!?
2. DRY
Uncontrollable Impulsive Action
You're just compelled to act out any thought you've got going on in that head of yours! Uh-oh!
3. BITTER
Fortunes have turned
Do you generally have good luck? Well T-O-O BAD! You're in for the worst luck today, and it's the reverse if your luck is generally bad. Have some great fortune!
4. SWEET
Turn into a Pokemon
Won't it be neat to become a Pokemon? Well now you are. Are you already a Pokemon? Well enjoy being human!
5. SOUR
Personality Change
Either your personality went up a notch by like... a 100, or it's completely swapped! Either way it might be a bit unpleasant to be around you for the folks and Pokemon nearby...
6. SALTY
Wild Card Option
Any other ideas and prompts go here!!! Go nuts!
Why not go ahead and take a few? It looks like there's plenty of Ulternians and Drifters alike already enjoying some without any signs of adverse effects anyway-
Haha just kidding! Once again apologies to any Domeists in the area.

THE COOKIES
1. SPICY
Telling lies?
Whatever you meant to say, it's not coming out! In fact only lies keep piling up! Gosh dang it, why can't you spit out the truth!?
2. DRY
Uncontrollable Impulsive Action
You're just compelled to act out any thought you've got going on in that head of yours! Uh-oh!
3. BITTER
Fortunes have turned
Do you generally have good luck? Well T-O-O BAD! You're in for the worst luck today, and it's the reverse if your luck is generally bad. Have some great fortune!
4. SWEET
Turn into a Pokemon
Won't it be neat to become a Pokemon? Well now you are. Are you already a Pokemon? Well enjoy being human!
5. SOUR
Personality Change
Either your personality went up a notch by like... a 100, or it's completely swapped! Either way it might be a bit unpleasant to be around you for the folks and Pokemon nearby...
6. SALTY
Wild Card Option
Any other ideas and prompts go here!!! Go nuts!
🌺(OOC: When replying to a thread feel free to RNG or choose one of the prompts below!
Of course, the person being replied to should also partake in any of the cookies for added fun!
Feel free to enjoy more than one type of cookies! All the effects of the cookies can be combined, you know. For fun!
Enjoy!)🌺
[poor Volo!]
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"Toge...!"
Is that all I can say!?
Volo's rucksack was unusual and noticeably antique, since it had been drifted with him from Hisui. Nobody else in Ultern seemed to carry anything that old or hefty. Volo couldn't remember if he'd been using it when he'd met Iris before, but hopefully someone had seen him walking around with it. Hopefully someone would recognise it and realise what had happened!?
But a Togepi's arms were so short, and with no thumbs, Volo couldn't grab at any part of his rucksack. Instead, he could only jump up and down while pointing to the bag with one arm, and to himself with the other.
Those are my things! It's me, Volo!
"Togepiiii...!"
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Iris carefully sat down beside Volo, then, fiddled with the bag, trying to open it. Maybe she should remove this bundle of cloth first? There, now, she could open it more easily... then, she'll reach under Volo's stubby little arms (or small, featherless wings?) to lift him up, bringing him to the opened rucksack.
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But he was a Pokémon. For now. Could be an interesting experiment...
On the other hand - no, if he went for the snacks, then Iris would think that was all he needed, like he was just a hungry Togepi, not a human under a strange curse! He had to find a way to keep communicating, or else...who would help him?
Just one little snack, though...
But the top of the bag had been twisted, to stop the blocks from falling out. There was no way Volo could get into it, unless he just ripped the paper bag apart and spilled the Pokéblocks everywhere.
Were things really this hard for Miss Togekiss, when she was small?
He flopped down onto his shell-covered behind and stared up at Iris, looking desperately glum.
"Pi..."
[Iris doing her best, but an unintentionally gross suggestion-- referencing birdy mouthfeeding]
Iris couldn't help but tear up at that sweet, desperate little face!
"Keep your chin up, don't worry, I'll help you! It's this you wanted, right?"
Iris will happily open the bag and present Togepi with about three PokeBlocks, before realizing they were quite large for such a small Pokemon.
"Hmmm, maybe I should break them for you... do you want me to chew them for you too or just break off little pieces?" she asked gently.
It's kind of a little baby bird, isn't it? For now, she's only breaking off little crumbs with her fingers.