What the fuck. James had kind of just been talking out his ass when he mentioned the time and space bullshit, but now it’s actually shaping up to be true? That’s wild. He doesn’t say any of that, though, of course. Instead, he says:

“…No shit, isn’t that what I tried to say earlier?” Yeah, keep up, James 2! James 1 already had this all figured out! (He did not.)

“And I don’t mean that he’s an old man,” he says calmly, “I meant that he’s my old man. My father.”