[Did you say military and skimpy? Because Buson beelines over to her, missing Mayday's presence (sorry!), not realizing that the lady was, in fact, a transformed Pokemon.

To be fair, hitting on random women would have been something Buson would do on a regular day, no magical petal cookies needed, but confident swagger aside...]

Heyyy.

[The spicy petal cookie, however, certainly made its effect pronounced.]

I could show you the worst time of your life!

[He blinked and made a face. Aw, man, he forgot about the stupid chinsuko's effects.]

... I am, like, totally in control of my words right now. There was nothing wrong with the chinsuko I ate earlier. I'm always like this! Don't give me any chances, I'll totally blow 'em!